NiallOK’s Blog

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With thanks to Bloggo Spectacularo (embee’s blog), it’s another one of those annual questionnaire type things that was obviously written by some American high-school twat with nothing better to do with their time. I, however, have plenty of better things to do with my time, but still filled it out anyway. Uh,… go me!

Name: Niall David Philip O’Keeffe. My Dad’s name is David and my Grandad’s name is Philip. I know! Feck off!
Birthday: December 2nd 1976… and yes, that does mean I’m hurtling at a disturbing speed towards my THIRTIES (gah!).
Birthplace: St. John’s Hospital, Ennis Road, Limerick City.
Current Location: Dundalk, Co. Louth.
Eye Colour: Green.
Hair Colour: Dark Brown.
Height: Oh about 5ft 10.5in. I’m sure I used to be taller.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed. We’re the creative ones, you know…
Your Heritage: What? I think I’m supposed to be descended from Caoimh a King of Munster, some 1,500 years ago or something…
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven’t put any on yet… still in my socks. But I’ll be putting on a pair of size black Clark’s shoes for work.
Your Weakness: Um, I dunno. I guess I’d be fairly well weakend by being stabbed, shot or poisoned.
Your Fears: Nothing much really apart from an occasional fear of confined spaces.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of cheese, lots of meat, lots of mushrooms, no stupid peppers.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A more senior job with a better salary would be nice. Oh, and putting a certain ring on a certain finger - that too!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Probably “No worries”
Thoughts First Waking Up: “Where? Who? Hah? Buh? … Oh, there she is. Grand.”
Your Best Physical Feature: I don’t have a best one that I’m aware of.
Your Bedtime: Whatever time tiredness hits me. There’s no regularity to that at all.
Your Most Missed Memory: I remember being smarter, brainier, more intelligent than I am now… I think. I miss that… I think.
Pepsi or Coke: (Vanilla) Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Donegans of Monasterboice! … Oh, it has to be one of those two? Burger King, so.
Single or Group Dates: What?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. I’ll have my tea hot, thanks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Regular Coffee. Frappa-mocha-cappa-latté shite is utterly gay.
Do you Smoke: Yes. Occasional cigarettes and when I’m on fire.
Do you Swear: Fuckin’ right I do.
Do you Sing: Yes. Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Of COURSE I do.
Have you Been in Love: I have. Still am.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, came away with very little.
Do you want to get Married: I plan to.
Do you believe in yourself: Yes. I’d probably have said “No” if you asked me 2 years ago though.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely.
Do you think you are Attractive: No.
Are you a Health Freak: Good God, NO.
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly. (Crap questions. Give me one that requires more than a one word answer please…)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah! - gimme nature at it’s angriest please! (That’s a bit better)
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the piano. Been a long time though. So… no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Copious amounts. It’s January for feck’s sake!
In the past month have you Smoked: Reference previous answer.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No need as I’m happily spoken-for.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A WHAT? I have been to plenty of ’shopping centres’, but no, not a fucking “Mall” as I didn’t go to fucking America this year! \o/
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Considering they’re not for sale here (and they taste like gack anyway) … no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. No Sushi bar in Dundalk unfortunately (that I know of).
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was on A stage, but not on stage… as such…
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In this weather? Are you nucking futs?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably.
Ever been Drunk: In my lifetime? I’m sure in my lifetime I’ve consumed enough alcohol to kill a small army of pygmies.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, by an army of pygmies, but then I killed them with alcohol. (Or more truthfully, yes but the last time was about 10 years ago).
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but not for long. I give in easily.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but I won’t go into detail - and again - not in a good few years.
How do you want to Die: Er… I don’t.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Flattered as I am that you don’t think I’ve grown up yet, some sort of manager of a small group of people would do me fine. Team Leader, if you will.
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand, I suppose. Not too pushed.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Colour: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference there.
Short or Long Hair: Again, no preference. The type of lady I like can’t be pidgeonholed in that way.
Height: Ah… ok. I generally seem to go for ladies who are shorter than me. No reason why really.
Weight: *shrug*
Best Clothing Style: Whatever you’re comfortable with. I’ve personally got no fashion sense anyway, so I can hardly dictate to others about theirs now, can I?
Number of Drugs I have taken: What? Today? This week? This month? Specify, man! None, in the past month, that I know of.
Number of CDs I own: About 150-200′ish.
Number of Piercings: None. I don’t think they suit me, aesthetically or mentally.
Number of Tattoos: None. Same reason.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: (In agreement with embee…) Just the one… filling this shite out.