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…And they don’t come any stranger than David Hasselhoff!

Hoff drives up (in KITT) and parks near a group of girls “Jump in my car!” he yells.

Girls are having none of it, so out Hoff hops, trying to impress on them further that they must most urgently “jump” into his shiny black talking Pontiac Trans-Am.

Nothing doing, so some fancy backdrops appear and Hoff does his best to demonstrate that he is indeed the pinnacle of sexiness and that KITT is indeed well worth jumping into.

“I WAS IN BAYWATCH TOO, YOU KNOW!”

That does it. One of the “fine-ass bitches” is convinced and duly JUMPS IN HIS CAR!

However, when the Hoff finds out how far away she lives, he loses the rag a wee bit…

Evil Hoff: “GET OUTTA MY CAR!”

*boing*… Evil Hoff uses KITT’s ejector seat function…
These are genuine stills from a genuine video from a genuine David Hasselhoff song called “Jump In My Car”, which can be seen here.
THE MIND. BOGGLES, IT DOES!
(Thanks to Ray Foley for the link)

