Who wants to live forever?
Friday, June 6th, 2008

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Let’s say, for arguments sake, that I was offered the chance by some all-powerful and omnipotent deity to live forever. Despite the extreme mental strain that would cause (the weirdness and disturbing nature of seeing everyone you know die one by one … forever - for one thing), I actually reckon I’d be up to the task and would (reluctantly) take it on.

Of course, I’m not about to be offered that any time soon, and I’m now half way through my 32′nd year of my limited mortal tenure on this planet. As if I didn’t feel old enough already, it’s a coincidence that a billion seconds is just a couple of months shy of 32 years, so I recently took a wild stab at a guess out of pure curiosity at when I myself would hit a billion seconds of age and it would appear I was about a week off (which isn’t bad in fairness) with my guess, as the billion second calculator at BrainBashers.com worked out that I’ll pass the monumental milestone on the afternoon of August 10th.

I feel like I should mark the occasion with a party or something! ;)

I’m sure I’ll make it to the two billion mark (April 18th, 2040 - 63 years and 5 months old)… although I wouldn’t be so certain about making it to three billion (St. Stephen’s Day, 2071 - 95 years old).

As for living forever, … well … we’ll see, eh?

Doesn’t it go by in a blink?
Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Killing some time, wandering around the net… Figured out that some time in the middle of August (the 16th or 17th, I believe) this year, I will hit the magical number of 1 billion seconds of age. It’s all downhill from there, you know… (yeah…) Anyway… find out stuff about how old you are at DayOfBirth.co.uk.

While you’re at it, why not see if you share your birthday with anyone famous at FamousBirthdays.com. I share mine with Britney Spears, Nelly Furtado, Lucy Liu and Gianni Versace. Oh joy!

Time, as we all know, waits for no man, heals all wounds- and is not something anyone should waste… so go read a book or something… ‘cos just like time, great literature can be free too! You don’t even have to turn off your computer!

For Sale: One Human. Used.
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

According to HumanForSale.com, I’m now worth a grand total of $1,792,070. That’s about $800K LESS than when I tried it last time (three years ago)… at that rate, I’ll be worthless in 7 years time. Yikes.

I may have gotten some of the answers wrong… (It’s very American…)

I’ve decided to get fitter/healthier anyway - I’ve lost two and a half pounds in the last 4 or 5 days… (woohoo!). Need to turn that into a stone, or a stone and a half ideally.