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	Yeah… don’t get why this house (near Donabate beach) has a confederate flag flying outside. Maybe this girl lives there. Yeah. (Maybe not…)
Tayto’s answer to Pringles? … “Toobz”. Yeah, that’ll work. Do they have a BLINGIN’ CAR? … I THINK NOT!!!
	What, so THEY’re allowed park illegaly? And up ON the footpaths, no less! . . Wow… that was a nice lazy blog post…

The recent entry of “Dustin the Turkey” into the Eurovision on Ireland’s behalf raised a question which I hadn’t considered before but which is still vital all the same and definitely needs answering.

It’s a question which I know has been in many people’s minds and on many people’s lips since the first few lines of “Irlande Douze Points” eminated from the crooked tuneless beak of Ireland’s favourite avian entertainer that sad sad day in May…

And that question is… DOES TERRY WOGAN WEAR A WIG?

Well, while plenty of people insist that he does and Wogan’s own comments (”What would be the point of me having one if I was going to tell you?”) sort of hint that he does wear one, have no fear, for a HOT CHICK beings us the definitive answer!

And she’s not just any hot chick either, - this fine looking young lady is Jane Wogan. She’s done some kids TV here in Ireland, and now wants to do what Davina McCall does and “throw herself out of helicopters”. Yes. She says she’s “bang up” for all that stuff. (I’m sure you are, dear…)

Oh, and to top all that, she’s a niece of that famous Limerick born radio and TV star and, in an interview for mens mag, Maxim she said this (among other things):

‘As soon as people realise my family connections the first thing they ask is, ‘Does Terry wear a wig?’ So before you ask, the answer is no he doesn’t.’

Glad that’s settled, then…

(What was the question again?)

Staying with TV animation, Filmonic has a definitive list of what actors would/should play the Simpsons if there were to be a live action (although I do agree with the comment that Lenny should be played by Steve Buscemi, and not Doctor Nick Riviera - who we all know died in the Simpsons Movie anyway). Most of the choices there are inspired - especially Flanders, Dr. Hibbert and Comic Book Guy

One thing I don’t remember though, is Marge’s boobs being this impressive…

Here’s the full list

My brother and I have the parents house to ourselves for the next 12 days or so. Neither of us are working right now. We’re pretty much sitting around the whole time, watching TV (again, lots of Scrubs), playing the Playstation 3, eating (LOTS of) toast, doing a bit of drinking and each of us constantly looking for the opportunity to respond to the other with “so’s your face” or some other such “witty” comment.

I managed to cook a full Sunday dinner for two yesterday - boiled ham and cabbage, mashed potatoes, gravy and… er… cocktail sausages. Might not seem like a massive achievement and I know it’s just a matter of lobbing everything in where it goes and timing it right… but hey, this is me here.

By the way, this picture is only here because I found it when I did a Google Images search for “I’m No Superman” while watching Scrubs. Yeah, that’s why.

So’s your face.

[EDIT]: By the way, here’s the clip from Scrubs: